Let's play with our twangers....

[MEATMAN]

Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life. I'm going to become a politician instead of getting an actual job. My hair will all fall out before I'm 25. I'll get a wart the size and shape of Saddam Hussien, complete with AK-47. My mother will choke to death on her own tongue. Country music will sound more and more like rap. We'll have a nuclear war because the President and the Prime Minister of Canada got into a fist fight over a game of checkers. We'll have to pay $8 million for a decent sausage.

And it was all because of you.

Thanks a lot.

Jerk.