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Spastic Colon Spastic Colon is offline
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 10:34 PM       
Yeah, I had one of those jizz-inducing dreams before. For me the experience was extra scary. I was just lying in bed when all of the sudden I look to the right and I'm in bed with a GIANT SPIDER. I looked away and looked back expecting it to be replaced with an eight armed woman, or at least a smaller arachnid. But instead I got God's joke. When I looked back I saw a woman with sticks hanging on strings from her arms with mickey mouse size gloves on the ends. She had her way with me while her arms flailed about the room, breaking my valuables.

I suppose this means I should be a polygamist... a gay polygamist.
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