My sex dreams are always upsetting

[jin]

I just woke up from a pretty fun dream. ;D

Last night i had a dream that i was piloting a load of vietnamese immigrants in a train carriage- only it was a boat and then i drove it over a waterfall and everybody in it died. >:

After i swam away to find this wonderful mansion in the most beautiful country-side, so i went in, only to be spotted and chased by a gang of cuban pirates. So I ran around a corner right into one of the pirates, and was surely a goner, except carson from queer-eye shot him multiple times before having a mental breakdown. :0

I took him over to a table on a huge stone column that was already laid out for a picnic, with some of my friends there already and we began to eat and be merry but then i looked over the edge of the pillar, only to see the other cubans had found the dead cuban and were suddenly resuming their searchwith more vigor, so i decided the best course of action was to climb up the side of mansion- which had inexplicably morphed into a massive medieval castle, complete with drawbridge and moat, only with the drawbridge located on the 6th floor. ;D

Just then the cubans spotted us, and with the AK's firing at us i climbed to the top floor and over onto the drawbridge and went inside the castle- only to discover the castle was full of the ghosts of the previous owners, and this beautiful lady was there who helped me throw hand-grenades onto the cubans and shoot the survivors, because they were "not of pure heart", and were after the treasure of the castle. :o

I then I discovered i was a ghost too and got angry because the entire chase and running was in vain, because i couldnt be hurt either way- So i ran to a different room with plans to take over the castle, which suddenly looked like a victorian manner, and i managed to kill all the other ghosts in the castle with a special spray and kept the treasure. :D

My dreams always weird me out. ;<