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Old Oct 6th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
Or you could always just get the liposuction and a prescription for Zoloft or whatever to keep you mentally balanced, some Xanax to help you sleep better and some Viagra to help you through whatever else you might do in bed. They'll come out with a pill soon to make your body look like you excercise a lot, I'm sure.

You're young. I say screw the excercise, find a way to get the government to give you all the pills you need and bet on the hope that medical science will advance far enough within your lifetime that by the time your innards wear out prematurely they'll know how to replace them all fairly easily with minimal time off work.
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mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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