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Originally Posted by Mad Max
AND SO SEVENFORCE AND WTF DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER WHO USED THE HORSE DILDO LAST, IT WAS NOW LOST AND THIS MADE THEM BOTH VERY SAD. WHEN THEN THESE JIZZ SWALLOWERS GOT A CUNNING PLAN! THEY WHEN BACK TO THE GAY ASS ADULT STORE AND BOUGHT A DOUBLE DONG. AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK HOME THEY PROCEEDED TO BACK THEIR ASSES UP ONTO THE DOUBLE PLEASURE GIVING DEVICE WHERE UPON THEY MOVED BACK AND FORTH ON IT LIKE A GODDAMN CHINESE FINGER PUZZLE.
AND SO THEN LIKE THEY BOTH HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FOR EXTREME COLON TEARING AND IT WAS ALL BLOODY AND SHITTY. AND THEN THEY BOTH LIVED WITH COSTOMY BAGS FOR THE REST OF THEIR FAGGOT LIVES.
OH AND EMU AND SCHIMID SUCKED THEIR DICKS THE WHOLE TIME
AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS.
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There once was a enuch called Mad Max,
That you could easily pick out because of his fixation with gay secks,
If you see two people talking,
and one looks bored stiff,
He is the other.
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