
You know, Heff, I says to my wife the other day, I says, "You know, Marge, 
something's gotta be done about my hair.  It's getting too thin!  
It's fallin out everywhere, all the time!"

Really, Bull?  I was just saying that to my little lady, too, 
about two week's ago I said that.

No kiddin?  Well get this:  she says back to me, she says, "Tell me about it!  
You're sheddin all over the couch, and when I make shephard's pie I got these 
little noodles that don't match the earthy-grays that the other noodles look like, 
instead I got these noodles that have this brownish sorta look."
And you know what she says then?  She says, "Yeah, brownish-noodles, that's
 what I think  they are at first, but when we're eatin 'em I try to chew on them 
and they don't chew, so I says to myself, 'hey, these ain't no noodles, 
these noodles is hair!'"  Can you believe that?!

So do they taste good?

Do what taste good?

The noodle-hairs.  The noodle-hairs!

Heck, I dunno!  I don't go eatin my hairs in no shephard's pie!  What 
kinda question is that, anyway?  Naw, I ain't eatin no hair pie!

Well, you brought it up.

Well, I'm 
un-bringin it up!

Arright, arright arready.

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Say, Bull.

Whatisit?

So you don't eat no hair-pie?