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Originally Posted by mburbank
The Neocons know that if they expect to continue ignoring Global warming, they absolutely have to stoke a hatred of Canada.
There is no serious history of a Canada hatred in the USA. If we intend . If we intend to brutally sieze the country when the midwest dustbowl starts and new parts of canada become arable, we need to lay the groundwork now. Hence, statements about how they are 'lucky' for what we 'let them' have, as opposed to them being a sovereign nation and ally. It is nice, though, to see quasi nazis like Coulter coming out of the closet and embracing American imperialsim. It's a nice precurser to conquest.
Hey, lets have a betting pool about how long before we here the phrase 'manifest destiny' unironically reintroduced into the political discussion!
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Erm... Neocons aren't necessarily the ones guilty of ignoring... nevermind... I got where you were headed despite your flubbed directions.
It'd be pretty easy actually, with or without global warming. I heard Rumsfeld was already sending much cash to those cwazy secessionists, and I think the plan is to work out a deal where we simply extend our border 25 miles (986 km) northward, sneakily annexing 97% of all the livable land in Canada, leaving all the tundra for those fucked up few that would rather prance around on the dole speaking French.
Personally, I'm against it. I'd rather keep the carrot on the stick and leave America junior as the comedian factory it is. We should probably relate whatever entirely sensible tariffs we currently have in place, as well a few extra sanctions we could likely implement, to their lack of anything recent on par with the Kids in the Hall. I think they're still resting on their laurels after the whole Allanis Morrisette thing. We need to send a clear message: Get off your asses, eh! Make us freakin laugh!
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