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Join Date: Oct 2003 
Location: The Oregon Dunes. 
 
					     
 
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				Oct 12th, 2005, 04:43 AM
			
			
			
		
			
			       
				 " You had to be there" Jokes
			
			 
		
 
	
	
		
		
		Everyone has a "You had to be there" Jokes.  They are the dead-ends of comedy that seem to crop up in any joke telling circle. 
The teller, through gasps of laughter, manages to tell the joke to co-workers/friends/family, only to be brought up short as they all stare at the teller until he mumbles "Ya'll just had to be there"  The ya'll is very important though. 
 
Now, what I am going hinting at, is that I will try describe a "You had to be there" joke, ones so funny, that I had to drive my car to the side of the load or suffer the driving with side splitting contagious laughter. 
 
Driving through Seattle with friend. 
Get to a cross-walk.  Asian guys walking really slow. 
Friend says, "I wish they wouldn't take so long" 
I say "If you yell Godzilla, they might move faster." 
She doubles up laughing the contagious laugh, which I catch. 
 
I guess you just had to be there. 
		
	
		
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