"We can't say 'Merry Christmas' in the U.S., in the world anymore," said Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Ariz. "What are we coming to? I am saying it. I am singing it. It's gonna be in this jail, and that's the way the ball bounces."
YA HEAR THAT, ATHEISTS!? THAT IS HOW THE FUCKIN' BALL BOUNCES!!