imagine if we lived on neptune, days last 40 years, and nights last another 40.
i actually tried to learn the ending theme to MSt3k (The Love Theme) but it sounds like the theme to Twin Peaks.  
 
Anyways:
In the not too distant future, 
Way down in Deep 13 
The evil Dr. Forrester, 
Was hatching a nasty scheme 
He hired a temp by the name of Mike, 
Just a regular joe he didn't like 
His experiment needed a good test case, 
So he conked him on the noggin, 
And he shot him into space! ("GET ME DOWN!!!") 
"I'll send him cheesy movies, 
"The worst I can find (la-la-la) 
"He'll have to sit and watch them all, 
"And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la) 
Now keep in mind Mike can't control, 
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la) 
He'll try to keep his sanity, 
With the help of his robot friends 
Robot Roll Call: 
Cambot ("Show yourself") 
Gypsy ("I'm not ready") 
Tom Servo ("Hi-ho-there") 
Croooow! ("That's one 'O'") 
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, 
And other science facts (la-la-la) 
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, 
I should really just relax". 
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!