advice for her for labor:
1. KEEP MOVING AROUND
2. DON'T STOP MOVING
3. WALK WALK WALK WALK
4. USE THE BALL THING THEY OFFER YOU
5. IF YOU STOP MOVING GET AN EPIDURAL
6. THAT THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BOOGER THAT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR CROTCH IS CALLED A MUCOUS PLUG. I'M NOT KIDDING.
advice for you during labor:
1. DON'T FUCKING TALK
2. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH
3. DON'T FUCKING LOOK
4. DO EVERYTHING SHE SAYS NO MATTER HOW IRRATIONAL IT SEEMS THERE IS A REASON
5. ENJOY BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN HER LIFE NOW BECAUSE IT ALL ENDS ONCE SHE HEARS THE SCREAM
btw, congrats. girl or boy?
and yes to everything you asked. he's trying to send a fax right now as a matter of fact, sooooo, i'll brb.
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