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[kahljorn]

i guess that's better than being a real douche bag because then I'd be inside every stinky vagina like you are.
what do you think they are a house or something? Do you cozy up to the fire? Do you lay on their bearskin rugs and read sweet feminist poetry hoping to beckon them into a homosexual love affair so you can finally put your coat rack to good use?
cause i think that's a stupid reason to have an affair.