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sadie · #1

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Originally Posted by Rongi

i also used to think that if a girl was on a box of cereal, boys werent allowed to eat it. and if a black kid was on a box of cereal, white kids werent allowed to eat it either

which sucked because the girls and the black kids were always on the best cereals. the white kids were on the unsugared, gross ones

i love this.

deuce · #2

Once we did a school project where we put eggs in an incubator and watched them hatch. After they all hatched I got to take one home and keep it. One day I got this genius idea that I wanted the chicken and my cat to be buddies. I took the chicken out and held it in the palm of my hand in front of our cat for a couple minutes, and as soon as I thought that they were going to get along the cat picked the chicken up in his mouth and ran off.

Poor chicken......