Mustache Thread

[Jeanette X]

That he told her all his heart, and said unto her, There hath not come a razor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man.
-Judges 16:17, KJV version

[FartinMowler]

just for Jeanette

[Jeanette X]

Thanks for the thought, but The Mighty Hetfield was the only person in history to actually look attractive with a mustache.