Also, I clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Have fun washing your hair with piss and dead spiders, dick!
That's probably what he sleeps in anyway.
But this is unbelievable, how can there be this many terrible roommates?
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE