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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:57 AM       
My religion does not encourage violence nor does it encourage polygamy nor did my Savior marry a 9 year old girl (after engaging her at age six on a suggestion).

Christ healed the ear of the man who was taking Him to His Crucifixion.

Mohammed orders the death of all who do not pay a special tax to Muslims for being allowed to live:

"Sura (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.""

And from the Haddiths, this one is great:

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Bukhari (52:177) - Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him.""


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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 11:27 AM       
Who cares what your religion encourages? It actively discourages everything you do and yet you go merrily along not just doing it, but advocating for it. You are one man argument for the insignificance of what religion encourages.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 04:08 PM       
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My religion does not encourage violence nor does it encourage polygamy nor did my Savior marry a 9 year old girl (after engaging her at age six on a suggestion).
So instead you believe that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

I think I saw that on a shirt a 13 year old was wearing at the parish fair or somethin, but it applies.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 02:08 AM       
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"Sura (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.""

And from the Haddiths, this one is great:

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Bukhari (52:177) - Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him.""


do you have any sources beside that same USC website that no one believed your first 9 posts? maybe a site that doesn't have translations in completely slanted rhetoric?
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