Starbuck's sucks

[Sethomas]

I don't own a coffee machine because I'm better than that.

I own some number* of French presses, however.

Speaking as someone who has recently drank coffee made from beans processed out of shit coming from a small Asian mammal, I can say with authority that Starbucks coffee sucks worse than a case of monorchism rounded off by testicular cancer.

*If you need a hint at what kind of number, think integers.

[23_]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

I own some number* of French presses, however.

*If you need a hint at what kind of number, think integers.

But that means the number can be negative.

[Spruce Moose]

Originally Posted by 23_

But that means the number can be negative.

Gentlemen, I think we've got a situation on our hands.

And I've heard of that shit processed coffee. The fact that you drank it only makes me more worried about the "situation" I speak of...