True Bedroom Stories (Virgins come take notes)

[Sam]

I find that story to be shallow and pedantic.

J/K HICKMAN THAT IS A NICE STORY FOR A ROOKIE, DON"T WORRY MAN LOTS OF WIMMENS WILL COME (LOL GET IT) AND GO (YEA THEY BETTER GO I DON"T WANT THEM SKANKS HANGIN AROUND SKANKIN UP THE PLACE AMIRITE) I MEAN I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I WAS LIKE YOU JUST STARTING OFF IN THE WORLD OF SEXUAL EXPLORATION WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS AND IT GETS BETTER SO DON"T WORRY.

[HickMan]

OH SAM DON'T WORRY ONCE AFTER THAT HAPPENED I BECAME THE JUKEBOX HERO OF ONE NIGHT STANDS!

SPOILERS! (I don't know how to do the whole eye thing yet so F off jerks)
I kinda left out the small bit from my story about when I was done cumming for the first time I slapped my dick on the short one's tongue. Which I saw in a porno once.