I knew a co-worker who had a knack for inadvertently coming up with new and strange words. He didn't mean to; I think he had some weird form of dyslexia.
Some that I can remember:
Remorsing
Deboggled
Appetizable
Fuck. We had a whole whiteboard full of them, but that's all I can remember.
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