I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.
I came up with a totally awesome way to use dry ice in the perfect murder.
The problem is that no matter how cool the whole thing sounds, the perfectly normal process of observation, concern, and extrapolation that led me to it would be seen by my enemies as evidence that I'm up to no good again.
So I won't tell you how to use dry ice in a perfect murder.
Maybe you need a user name that isn't so close to your real name.
I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.
i still think roald dahl's lamb to the slaughter is the best way to murder someone
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And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.
But maybe I'm mixing that up with "The Yellow Wallpaper", which people found extremely offensive because it seemed to justify that some woman care more about interior design than cooking dinner*.
*I'm not embarrassed to say that I have virtually no memory of early American lit whatsoever, but I really wish that everyone here was an English major because I'm pretty sure that's extremely fucking funny.
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I actually really liked "The Yellow Wallpaper" only because I really felt the futility of her insanity--not only was she going through postpartum depression, but she wasn't allowed to.
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And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.
the same people who had a serious problem with Carmen because the prostitute dies at the end, I imagine.
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I'm about to stop playing "Who Should I Kill First" in my head, and go with what feels natural.
I guess reading the story isn't enough, you have to read a synopsis of public outcry against it and her official responses and rebuttals to allegations made against her reasoning for writing the story.
But if you do all that, the joke I made is really fucking funny.
I will keep that in mind, Seth, once I finally get my FUCKING certification. And when they ask why I'm making them read "The Yellow Wallpaper" I'll say "Because Sethomas has a funny comment about it, you little shits."
I LOVE KIDS ACTUALLY WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT
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I'm about to stop playing "Who Should I Kill First" in my head, and go with what feels natural.
I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.
*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.
I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.
*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.
An unintended double meaning that I would normally be far more careful about, but it's five in the morning and I've either got insomnia or coming down of a drunken stupor makes me hyper; I'm at the state now where the word 'fuck' is simply humourous to me regardless of the context.
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I'm about to stop playing "Who Should I Kill First" in my head, and go with what feels natural.
*long rambling post connecting The Yellow Wallpaper with other insanity-related stories that also feature the color yellow such as The King In Yellow and then linking that story to h.p. lovecraft's "cthulhu mythos"*
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