My megacrush is not only the embodiment of everything I find attractive in a girl physically, but she is also an atheist chemical engineering major whose limited list of interests on facebook include Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Achewood, the X-Files, They Might Be Giants, and video games.
So fuck you Gus and your trophy jew girlfriend I hope you have many happy months ahead of you until you read about how I stole her away from you in a thread I'll create