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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 04:40 PM       
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Yeah if I had a job I'd totally get a fancy phone with wi-fi and shit. That way I could surf the web while on the toilet and I wouldn't need to re-read a year old total film mag with Gill Grissom on the front, watching me.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 11:45 PM       
Chris Rock had a theory that one day, the cell phone company would take over the ringtone company and make phones that had no ringtones at all. So people would either have to randomly guess if they were getting calls, or be forced to pay extra for ringtones.
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