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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
Hmm. He must be on holiday.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
An interesting fact, angels can actually be considered on the list of strange mythological monsters. There are the Thrones, which are basically giant glowing wheels covered in eyes, the Seraphim which are basically angels with six wings that just happen to be literally ON FIRE, and the Cherubim which nothing like the cutesey little baby-things one associates with the name but instead have 4 faces (That of a man, ox eagle and lion) and the feet of a calf, allong with 4 wings.

Yeah, angels are weird.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
What about the succubus and incubus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubi
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:23 AM       
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That article said that the incubus had an unnaturally cold penis.

That would certainly explain a few traits about my ex...
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 10:37 AM       
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That article said that the incubus had an unnaturally cold penis.

That would certainly explain a few traits about my ex...
Did your health decline after intercourse?
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 11:38 PM       
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Did your health decline after intercourse?
He certainly took a toll on my mental health when he moved to Georgia and broke up with me and wouldn't so much as return an e-mail despite promising me we would stay friends.
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