Your favorite booze

[Colonel Flagg]

Auchentoshan is a very light, flavorful lowland single malt. I like it.

[Sparkles the Fairy]

Honey mead.

Of course, getting the honey from the bees is slightly difficult...

[mburbank]

Jaeger frozen down to a viscous sludge and topped with reces pieces and bennies. And capped off with a whack in the forehead from a shovel wielding tranvestite who usually likes you but is currently 'in crisis'.