Some Gay Web game.

[n00bward]

Yea, that last one certainly didn't look to good. And I've just found out that I'm now to big to attack Ashiro! What Joy! And I had caught him just before he spent his huge "just got from farming" treasury! I'll have to get my officer help out with him. As soon as I get my attack rating to 40,000 (which won't be to much longer) it'll be time to overhaul the old defense.

[ItalianStereotype]

whore, would you spy on deathwarriors? you might not be able to, he has some hardcore cash and probably a majorly pimped out security rating. i attacked him once and he seems to have taken it personally.

is anyone else getting attacked by someone who is just being an asshole? most of these people that are repeatedly attacking me only walk away with 30 or 40k, but they keep coming.

[AChimp]

Your army is attacking incabulos!
Your 112 soldiers attack causing 139444 damage!

incabulos's army counterattacks!

incabulos's 163 soldiers counter-attack causing 43357 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 58595
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0


SWEET REVENGE.

[whoreable]

You found the target.
Name: deathwarriors
ID Number: 463952
Army Size: 442

Your spy efficiency: 199776.
deathwarriors's Security Rating: 148

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 442
Attack Rating: 73895
Defense Rating: 82550

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 22 5%
All Purpose 372 84.2%
Defense Duty 48 10.9%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 9
Chainmail 793
Shield 5
Battle Axe 94
Mace 2
Hatchet 7


his security rating sucks but damn he has alot of defense and attack bonus.

[timrpgland]

Damn, he looks pretty tough. So how is everyone doing anyway? I still keep losing soldiers when I attack so I have a bunch of attacks that I haven't used.

20595/20420

[ItalianStereotype]

I do okay when I attack now, I can't decide whether to go defensive or offensive though. my rating is something like 26,000/16,500

I still lose a lot of soldiers when I attack, but when this one fucker attacked me, I lost 26 GOD DAMN SOLDIERS.

[timrpgland]

Yeah I have been raising defense, doesn't seem to be helping me that much and it takes longer than offense so it might be time to start raising my attack more. I wonder if it is because of training placement.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Your army is attacking Milamber ConDoin!
Your 94 soldiers attack causing 41730 damage!

Milamber ConDoin's army counterattacks!

Milamber ConDoin's 96 soldiers counter-attack causing 4696 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 258888
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 2

Achimp:

Your army is attacking incabulos!
Your 88 soldiers attack causing 68373 damage!

incabulos's army counterattacks!

incabulos's 185 soldiers counter-attack causing 53900 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 35602
Casualties sustained: 1
Casualties inflicted: 0


Yeah.

[AChimp]

HA HA, I finally upgraded my spies enough that I can spy on incabulos... he sucks and I guess he's stopped playing or something. Still, I must have my revenge and get back the gold he stole from me.

[n00bward]

Well aside from trying to get my officer to pimp out some cash for upgrades, so he can bitch slap Ashiro pretty soon, I was upgrading defense. Unfortunately seeing as you can only get up to 100 defense per piece of armor the process is rather slow. Though on the side I've been buying weapons to get my attack rating up to 40,000.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Whore, can you spy on me? I think I am pretty bad.

[AChimp]

You found the target.
Name: Capn Crunch
ID Number: 762595
Army Size: 74

Your spy efficiency: 1283.
Capn Crunch's Security Rating: 52

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 74
Attack Rating: 8440
Defense Rating: 1400

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 2 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 1 1.4%
All Purpose 73 98.6%
Defense Duty 0 0%
Spies 2 3%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Chainmail 9
Steed 8
Longbow 2
Crossbow 5
Short Bow 14


STEALTHY CHIMP

[AChimp]

Italian, are you using mercenaries? I've got a bunch and they always die on me, no matter what, even against really weak opponents.

My regular soldiers are a bit tougher.

[timrpgland]

Zomboid, did you quit playing? Scared of the competition?

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm never around in time to get mercs, so no. I'm thinking I might quit though, I'm getting tired of losing 15 troops on a 100k haul.

[whoreable]

I hate how fuckers can take 100k from me with one attack

[pickleninja]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=881145

[Rongi]

I'm not clicking your link because you didn't join the side of whoreable.

Instead, you die

[pickleninja]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=884048

now i joined Whoreable

[thomasjkat]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=921396im here for you my liege

[slain]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=865313
echaleon
17715 / 5340

[Mike]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=930961

Mike555

[AChimp]

The guys who created this game are a bunch of gay n00b coders, or someone has figured out some serious hacks for it (in which case, they are still n00b coders for not figuring out how to patch the holes).

I just found an account that has NEGATIVE GOLD. That's right: This guy has -37,000 gold right now.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/viewprofile.php?id=674908

It will probably change by the time you see it, though.

[whoreable]

yea they mention that somewere. if someone gets attacked and buys something at the same time it can give negative gold.

[AChimp]

It is super gay.

In other news, k2g6 and [OCUK]DCP keep attacking me, and they have attack/defense ratings of lots.

I can't even spy on them, dammit.