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Old Nov 15th, 2010, 08:48 PM       
THAT STORY GETS UNBELIEVABLE AT THIS LINE:

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I was having sex
AND ONLY PROCEEDS TO GET MORE AND MORE FALSE.

IT'S EVEN A MAGNUM, FUCKING PLEASE.

"OH NO, I DROPPED THIS MAGNUM CONDOM FOR MY MONSTER DONG."
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 04:57 PM       
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IT'S EVEN A MAGNUM, FUCKING PLEASE.
This is why i love the internet and bother reading threads like this.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Nov 28th, 2010, 06:22 AM       
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IT'S EVEN A MAGNUM, FUCKING PLEASE.
Reminds me of that Bristol Palin/Situation abstinence/or use protection public awareness ad

I tried to find it on youtube, luckily it was not there though, it is painfully bad to watch
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