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after enough bourbon ...
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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 09:27 PM       
And I was totally thinking "felched" until y'all beat me to the punch.
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 06:06 PM       
Incase anyone is still interested, just last week I brought THE GAL back to my house after school with the intention of following your instructions. I got her to the point where she was naked and I was fingering her while nervously and awkwardly trying to get my jeans off. When I had them around my ankles I heard my downstairs door opening. It was my mom getting home. I freaked the fuck out and managed to get my pants on and told THE GAL to get her clothes on and ran downstairs to intercept my mom from seeing anything I would not want her to see. I informed her THE GAL was over and mi madre flipped out a tiny bit and asked why we were upstairs. The best reason I could come up with (god help me) was I claimed I was showing her my WoW action figures. I got a huge lecture later when my dad got home about how I can't bring girls upstairs and to tell them before I bring someone over when they aren't there.

I have a halfday this wednesday, would it be a fruitful time to try to get laid?
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