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k0k0 · #**86451**

It does matter! You can get away with a lot more bullshit when you're gonna be locked into a marriage.

Kitsa · #**86452**

Being locked in a marriage was one of the worst mistakes I ever made.

Aaarg · #**86453**

dude yeah if i say something about being engaged people are all \"ooh when's the wedding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats" and i'm all "leave me alone there won't be a wedding fuck off"

i hate people

Kitsa · #**86454**

Hate weddings.

Wedding cake is ok though.

k0k0 · #**86455**

I hate weddings too. That's why my plan was to look as stupid as I could for it. I was going to buy a bright yellow tuxedo with a top hat a la dayman.

Fathom Zero · #**86456**

Cake is pretty fucking good.

k0k0 · #**86457**

Is it weird that I'm still going out and hanging out with my ex fiance's mom every few days? We have fun times going to book stores and just talking.

Fathom Zero · #**86458**

I think it's weird you have any human contact, all things considered. So "ride that pony" is what I'm saying here, I guess.

Sam · #**86459**

Do you fuck her?

Chojin · #**86460**

sup guys
mba program is awesome
china has a majority representation and all the azns treat me like a superhero

k0k0 · #**86461**

Do they all call you "Triple X"? They may think you're vin diesel.

Aaarg · #**86462**

and the best part? no cheeseburgers

Tadao · #**86463**

I think I want to fuck Coupon Suzy because she seems retarded and would make lots of funny moaning noises.

k0k0 · #**86464**

I would bone Coupon Suzy too. I agree with the noises. It'd be like the time I boned that deaf girl.

Aaarg · #**86465**

deaf jam

Zomboid · #**86466**

It's nice that you've sort of turned you life around, Chojin. It's not as unexpected as, say, Jamesman getting a girlfriend, but it's still nice to hear.

Edit: Just to be clear, that Jamesman girlfriend thing was theoretical. I can't see it happening.

Kitsa · #**86467**

Coincidentally, there are lots of coupons for condoms and KY out there.

Zhukov · #**86468**

I knew Chojin would make it big in Asia, but I figured it would be for his Dance Dance Revolution skills.

So I was hanging out with a friend tonight, and she was telling me a story of how several years ago her and a few other people were scouting out an abandoned building to squat in. Two guys, her and another female... and a dog. They went at night, wore dark clothes, brought torches etc, and broke in to have a look around. Long story short, someone noticed them breaking in and called the cops, they did a runner.

She said that they left the dog, and then had to run back and get it while the cops were still looking around the building. I interrupted her and said "Why the fuck did you bring a fucking dog? What is this, Scooby Doo?" and we laughed.

I think it was the best call I've ever made on the fly, and I'm really happy with how it turned out.

Later on we were talking about the olympics and team cycling (you know, four people in each team, riding against another team in a big velodrome) and during conversation it came up that she thought they were all riding one bicycle built for four. I said "What the fuck?! They are all riding SEPARATE bikes! It's not the fucking Goodies!" and I decided that I was on fire.

Fathom Zero · #**86469**

My face just got hot reading that

Tadao · #**86470**

Did she blow you out?

Colonel Flagg · #**86471**

You guys are missing the important question - this girl, is she Daphne or Velma?

k0k0 · #**86472**

I hope she's Velma. I would so pound her til her glasses broke.

Otto · #**86473**

gHey wow, I'm not dead. At least not until I finish making that suit of bulletproof armor out of an old plow and wet phonebooks.

Here's a moltar comix while I get drunk (more adrunk)

coupon suzy gives me the creeps, she's like some sort of cursed realdoll and I bet all you can hear when you're around her is her wheezing for air.