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Originally Posted by Zomboid
The other day when I was about to get into bed, I pulled back my sheets and found this big fucking spider that was kinda tick shaped. The ass was huge and it looked like it was gonna lay an egg sack or something  |
If that ever happened to me, I would never be able to sleep in ANY bed again, let alone my own bed, for the rest of my life. I'd be sleeping on couches until the day I die. Although it depends on the size of the spider.
I know what she means and I know it isn't fucking spiders, but when Jeaneatte talks about "trying to sex the spider," it makes me double take, spit out the water I'm drinking as I read it, bulge my eyes out and say "WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!"
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