Hey guys! I heard that when Perndog was born, there was a rancid, disgusting, rotting string of anal beads stuck to his head. His mother said "So THAT'S where those went!", peeled them off, and stuffed them in her pocket for later use.
Fucking Perndog.
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid