This is what happens when people keep paying to see shit

[FS]

Wait... wait, this could work.

Bigfoot II: One Foot in the Hood.

Harry has to escape from the military and wanders into the city, where he is taken in by a gang of young black men. While staying there, Harry teaches them a valuable lesson about drugs, pack mentality and life. He also thwarts a murder, and proves to be an expert at basketball and breakdancing.

The movie poster will feature Harry with a baseball cap on backwards and sunglasses on, grinning widely. He will be completely CGI. Black people will frequently say things white people think they say, such as "homie".

It'll be "out of this world"!

Soundtrack by Coolio.