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noob3 · #**27201**

wtf is that guy micheal jackson's emo clone from hell

Womti · #**27202**

what the photoshop

MarioRPG · #**27203**

Good one.

Big McLargehuge · #**27204**

Hey do you like this stanza?

And if she direct me, i be a perfect little man, boy.
Boy, and if she direct me, i keep all things holy, war,
holy, fire and fight.

Sam · #**27205**

I knew you couldn't stay away you big slut. :wink

Supafly345 · #**27206**

I also do parties

MarioRPG · #**27207**

I went to court today! I saw many cases thrown out!

MattJack · #**27208**

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BlueOatmeal · #**27209**

FUCK YES GUYS! No more remedial math for me!

Fathom Zero · #**27210**

Supafly, those are incredibly scary pictures.

They're freaking me out.

Seven Force · #**27211**

I hope to god that's photoshopped

MattJack · #**27212**

REPUBLIPUNK ASS BITCH

Esuohlim · #**27213**

Using i-mockery.net no longer works for me so I thought the boards have been down since Friday

MetalMilitia · #**27214**

I was wondering why the forum had been extremely slow for the past day or so and then I noticed that an i-mock story was on the front page of the gaming section of DIGG, which would probably explain it.

Mockery · #**27215**

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

I was wondering why the forum had been extremely slow for the past day or so and then I noticed that an i-mock story was on the front page of the gaming section of DIGG, which would probably explain it.

Yep, that was it... one of our pieces was the #1 dugg article in gaming yesterday so there was a lot of inbound traffic. The main site stayed up no problemo, but anything like the forums which work with a database were slowed down to a crawl. I'm currently talking with our host about upgrading the server (again).

kahljorn · #**27216**

so my brother-in-law has been spending the night for the last two days...

the first night he gets so drunk that he wakes up in the middle of the night and pisses through the screen door onto the porch.
last night he got so drunk... well, we saw his car parked out front, but we didn't see him inside our house, so we thought he carpooled with somebody. Eventually i was looking through a window and saw a man passed out on a lawn across the street. GUESS WHO? then it turns out he lost his keys, and he just so happened to have our spare house key with him.
fucking dumbass.

Shyandquietguy · #**27217**

Fucking Christ dude, I don't know if I'd be able to even look at a person like that.

When I was riding the bus I saw this really old woman who was drunk and she was sitting right behind a cerebral palsy girl in a wheel chair, the woman ended up barfing in the girl's grocery bags that were hung on the wheel chair before she was kicked off the bus.

Shyandquietguy · #**27218**

Holy sh*t man I must be on some kind of high I've never posted this much before

Shyandquietguy · #**27219**

Seriously don't even try to f*cking bum me out.

No one can bum me out today.

kahljorn · #**27220**

luckily he just locked his keys in the car.

lol that shit was funny. i used to black out a lot but i never fell asleep in weird places really, or peed on doors...
one time in some bushes but just because i didn't want to walk home but they were sparse hiding bushes at a park.

MattJack · #**27221**

Your brother-in-law is awesome. I love that guy that everyone knows that just passes out everywhere.

I have a friend who always talked about how he could out drink, smoke, fuck, drive, game, and anything under sun you. Well one night he was drinking with us and went around the corner of the house outside.

I walked outside to take a piss a bit later and I see him laying face down on the ground. When I went to go fireman carry his ass back, I noticed he fell down on a fucking ant bed! Funniest shit ever, also he had about 300 bites on him.

Jixby Phillips · #**27222**

HEY GUYS VOTE FOR ME

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...854#post490854

kahljorn · #**27223**

lol
after this weekend here's my new theory on blacking out: it makes you do everything opposite! For example, when he pissed through the screen door, the bathroom was the same distance in the opposite direction! When he passed out on the lawn, he walked in the opposite direction of my door.

FartinMowler · #**27224**

I'm writing some words for a punk song contest...

The beginning goes like this (I just talk).

I was lying on a beach when a pretty girl comes up to me and says "Oh my god are you Al Gore?" and I almost say "are you stupid?" but I hold up my drink and say "Can't you see the ice in my drink is melting?, get me a fresh one and this time put a Cherry on top"

...and then the song begins with a drum beat/bass line and me singing "I grabbed her hand and we swim in the Ocean, saved a Dolphin and hug a tree, turned of my Cell phone so not do divert some in flying Bee's, I'm Al Gore"

I'm still thinking of the rest