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Old Dec 9th, 2010, 10:13 PM       
I got my gift today and GUESS WHAT DORKS

It's from Protoclown.
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Everything was awesome, and I'll be sure to try out the game the next time my nerd friends and I get together. Thanks and Merry Christmas, Protoclown!
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Old Dec 9th, 2010, 11:19 PM       
That's a good haul.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 12:09 AM       
I made a video. It's 11 minutes long. Sorry it took so long to post.
Rog was my santa.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 01:56 AM       
Excellent video, Chris!
If you suck that candy cane down to a point you could probably take down a grizzly bear with that thing.

It's amazing how much cool stuff everyone is giving this year!
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 02:14 AM       
When someone is that forceful in their instructions, I have no choice but to play along.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 09:19 AM       
Haha, nice work Chris.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 10:58 AM       
I wish I had a Russian mail order bride.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 02:07 PM       
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I wish I had a Russian mail order bride.
My wife has friends. But I'll let you know the process is LONG and EXPENSIVE. Oh god, it's expensive.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 12:37 PM       
Holy crap Dr. Boogie, that's a whole lot of awesome stuff, and what appears to be like 10 pounds of candy. I think you should burn that doll before it's too late though.

Awesome video Chris. "...This is about a day's worth of food..." Also, what a lovely festive greeting by mockery.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 03:34 PM       
OH MY GOODNESS THE WAIT IS OVER AND IT IS FROM CANADA



Oh, Stevetothepast, your art is as charming as your prose. Wait, space dollars? Oh. My. God. This is the best christmas ever.




I GOT A BOOK




AND A VIDEO GAME!




AND ANOTHER VIDEO GAME BUT WITHOUT THE INSERT




AND A VIDEO GAME SYSTEM




AND A CONTROLLER FOR SAID SYSTEM




These Santas are really happy considering their predicament. I suppose St. Nick really is just that jolly.




bro, this is like the best present ever




Canadian money is made from chocolate and hate.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 04:02 PM       
Yay! My gift came today and I didn't even have to call FedEx like 10k Volt Ghost said I did.
Thank you Blood Panther! I'll post pictures when my mom gets home from work.
She has my camera. This is awesome X1000, since today is my 16th birthday.
It's just like an extra gift! Now if only my S.S. would post pics...

By the way, Leader, that chocolate santa is terrifying.
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Old Dec 11th, 2010, 09:03 AM       
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Yay! My gift came today and I didn't even have to call FedEx like 10k Volt Ghost said I did.
Thank you Blood Panther! I'll post pictures when my mom gets home from work.
She has my camera. This is awesome X1000, since today is my 16th birthday.
It's just like an extra gift! Now if only my S.S. would post pics...

By the way, Leader, that chocolate santa is terrifying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 04:28 PM       
oh man that is such a relief. yesterday fedex said they couldnt find you, and that the address was wrong, and worse of all were going to send it all the way back here to canada, in two days.thank goodness it managed to make it's way to you.

never again fedex. hope you liked the stuff!
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 04:33 PM       
I didnt realize we were allowed to send beer. Next year someone is getting a case.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 04:39 PM       
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When someone is that forceful in their instructions, I have no choice but to play along.
Glad you liked everything and thanks for being a good sport about it! Watching your reactions to the gifts and the note was awesome. That was a loooooong video, but the ending was so worth it. I love that she actually tells you to stop sucking on the candy cane hahah.

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OH MY GOODNESS THE WAIT IS OVER AND IT IS FROM CANADA. Oh, Stevetothepast, your art is as charming as your prose. Wait, space dollars? Oh. My. God. This is the best christmas ever.
WOW. You actually got a 3DO. I used to have one of those and Gex is an awesome game. Stevetothepast, I think you win the prize for most expensive gift this year.

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I didnt realize we were allowed to send beer. Next year someone is getting a case.
Just make sure they're of age, and send some Santa's Butt beer because the labels on it are awesome.
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Old Dec 11th, 2010, 09:28 AM       
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Just make sure they're of age, and send some Santa's Butt beer because the labels on it are awesome.
This makes me think perhaps we should submit our ages to the event coordinator going forward.

Also that label is awesome
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 04:39 PM       
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I didnt realize we were allowed to send beer.

technically, sending any type of alcohol through the mail (at least across borders) is illegal.



that said, I wont tell if you don't
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 04:57 PM       
DREAMCAST IS A BETTER PRESENT THAN 3D0 PROBABLY
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Old Dec 12th, 2010, 02:34 PM       
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DREAMCAST IS A BETTER PRESENT THAN 3D0 PROBABLY
I was kinda thinking that. I still love it.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 06:22 PM       
Well, I am relieved that the present arrived intact. I had visions of the beer exploding and ruining the 3d0.
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Well, I am relieved that the present arrived intact. I had visions of the beer exploding and ruining the 3d0.
It could only make it better.
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Old Dec 10th, 2010, 08:31 PM       
Holy crap Steve, awesome gift giving. That's seriously amazing.
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Old Dec 11th, 2010, 04:22 AM       
Can't go wrong with some Asimov! :D
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Old Dec 11th, 2010, 08:59 AM       
Asimov beats 3DO and Gex combined.
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Old Dec 13th, 2010, 11:35 PM       
so how many people have yet to recive a gift?
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