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Pub Lover · #**32551**

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Originally Posted by MarioRPG

Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

Tans alleviate sunburn & muggings.

Unless you spent your whole time hiding in your hostel.

Also, tans potentially increase the likelihood sex.

AGAIN THIS DOESN'T OCCUR IF YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM

Pub Lover · #**32552**

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Originally Posted by Emu

They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

Back to you doing that is it?

Emu · #**32553**

Pub Lover · #**32554**

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Originally Posted by executioneer

man quit that

i was gettin worried

MetalMilitia · #**32555**

I found a funny picture of a cat on the Internet.

Fathom Zero · #**32556**

Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

Pub Lover · #**32557**

That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.

JediScum · #**32558**

I assume then, that Tanning of the skin is common practice for your parents.

If i were given that, well, ultimatum, i'd say do it with me or no go.

Also remind them that some "foriegn chicks" like to have mad sex with the fair of skin. Especially if they speak Spanish with a thick American accent.

Pub Lover · #**32559**

It can be so sad when the immediate is past so quickly.

JediScum · #**32560**

isn't it?

JediScum · #**32561**

Tan or no tan, tell yer 'Rental units that Cuba is a no go. But Brazil might be because the hookers are not only cheaper but sometimes men.

Pub Lover · #**32562**

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

Oh yeah?

Pub Lover · #**32563**

Pub Lover · #**32564**

OH SHIT! IT'S TRUE!

Fathom Zero · #**32565**

Goddamn it.

WhiteRat · #**32566**

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.

If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

Grislygus · #**32567**

So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.

Pub Lover · #**32568**

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat

If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

Suddenly the dancing fat cat animation is so lacking in my eyes.

I really want to see the shuddering ripples.

Sethomas · #**32569**

You know, they made java applets back around like 2000 that could add ripples on mouseover to any pictures.

I could totally steal an applet code and do that to a fat cat picture.

But I'm lazy.