GIRL: Thanks for bringing me here, I've heard they have a kick ass menu in here
JONATHAN: Don't worry baby it's all on me this time!
GIRL: Sweet! So, why don't you tell something about yo-
JONATHAN: Do you watch anime?
GIRL: Well, a friend of mine does, so I do know something abou-
JONATHAN: Oh yeah I watch anime! Have you ever tried cosplaying?
GIRL: Uh... I just said that I don't-
JONATHAN: I'd love to try cosplaying some day! I once saw this guy who had dressed like a girl and even wore fake boobs! It was sooooo cool!! You really have to admire people who are even willing to wear fake boobs to look like their favorite character.
GIRL: Ehm...
WAITER: Hello there! Are you ready to take your orders?
GIRL: Yes. I'd love to try your tuna fish salad.
WAITER: Very well, what about you?
JONATHAN: Beans
WAITER: Beans?
JONATHAN: Yeah, beans.
WAITER: Do you want kidney beans, regular beans or-
JONATHAN: Just bring me a bowl of beans. Thank you!
WAITER: Uhh... very well
GIRL: Whoa, you like vegetables too, huh?
JONATHAN: Oh yeah, I love 'em. Especially beans. I've loved 'em ever since I started to watch Dragon ball series.
GIRL: Huh?
JONATHAN: You know, in DB they have these senbu beans that give you insane strength and all. My dream is to become a super saiyan some day, so I'm gonna eat lots and lots of beans to make it happen. Have you ever watched Dragon ball.
GIRL: I just told you that I don't-
JONATHAN: Man that show kicks ass! Especially DBZ! The way they kicked Cell's ass... out of this freaking world!!
WAITER: I'm sorry, but I forgot to ask what would you like to drink?
GIRL: I'll have water
JONATHAN: Could you make a glass of bean juice for me?
GIRL: ...
WAITER: ...
JONATHAN: ...
WAITER: ...sure.
JONATHAN: Sweet!
GIRL: So... you like anime, huh?
JONATHAN: Yeah, like totally! But let's change the subject for now. You look really beautiful today.
GIRL: Oh but thank you!
JONATHAN: With minor changes you'll look perfect!
GIRL: Excuse me?
JONATHAN: If you'd wear a green school uniform, dye your hair black and let your hair grow a little longer you'd look exactly like Kagome in InuYasha!
GIRL: ...what?
JONATHAN: If I'd ever fuck a girl, she should look like Kagome!
GIRL: ...
JONATHAN: Kagome is my anime fantasy dream girl
GIRL: ...right
JONATHAN: I've had so many dreams about her.
GIRL: I thi-
JONATHAN: BEAUTIFUL DREAMS
GIRL: I think I sh-
JONATHAN: What do you say Kagome, wanna get busy to night?
GIRL: I don't think this'll work out. I'm leaving...
JONATHAN: Yeah? Well go ahead bitch! Just for your information, I'll never let you have a role in my fantasies!
JONATHAN: ...
JONATHAN: ...
JONATHAN: Except tonight...
WAITER: Here are your orders. Bon 'apetit!
JONATHAN: Say babe, have you ever seen the Goku vs. Freeza fight? Would you like to come over at my place and watch it? *flirt*