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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 04:19 AM       
Return of the living dead. I watched it when I was 10, and back then it was scary as hell... somehow... Probably because there was no way to eliminate the zombie threat, and they could talk... I think it was because of this movie, that zombie movies, even the ungodle cheesy ones, still scare me... I mean, Dead-Alive creeped me out, and I watched that in broad daylight, about a few months ago.....
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 01:17 PM       
My sister and I sat up one night and watched Chopper Chicks in Zombietown. Boy that sucked. It did have Cycle Sluts though. One scene I remember had these blind kids getting off of there "special bus" and one of the blind kids had on a watch. I remember thinking that was funny cos if he was blind how could he see his watch to see what time it was?? Maybe it was a braile watch.
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Old Jun 27th, 2008, 01:11 PM       
Well that was nice program... i always see that...
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
The Giant Gila Monster. It was awesome! Who can resist cheesy lines like "Get me some o' that sodee pop!" And... well... giant animals destroying cities is always cool! Not to mention, the director also made The Killer Shrews, a cult classic that ranks up with of Godmonster of Indian Flats.
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Old Oct 8th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
Or "I was a Teenage Werewolf", which spawned a bunch of spin-offs including "I was a Teenage Vampire", "I was a Teenage Frankinstein" and "I was a Teenage Doll".
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 12:15 AM       
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Or "I was a Teenage Werewolf", which spawned a bunch of spin-offs including "I was a Teenage Vampire", "I was a Teenage Frankinstein" and "I was a Teenage Doll".
And who could forget "I Was A Teenage Faust," "I Was A Teenage Frankenstein," "I Was A Teenage Frankenstein's Roommate," and "I Was A Teenage Doll" (its final title was "Attack of the Puppet People")?
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 01:46 PM        Buttcrack
I saw this movie called Buttcrack at Best Buy the other day. Apparently this guy has this chick he wants to move in with him but she won't because his roomate is a pig and always has his crack showing. So homeboy kills him. The guy comes back to life though and sucks blood and the only way you can kill him is to drive a wooden stake into his buttcrack hence the title. You can thank the Troma guys for this one.

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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
Two words.

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.


That was more like 4, but you get the idea.
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Old Nov 26th, 2007, 12:37 AM       
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JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.


That was more like 4, but you get the idea.

I have this movie on dvd. Also if you want a true example of ineptitude in film making check out Manos Hands of Fate. Otherwise known as Hands Hands of Fate. I also have this one on dvd.
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Old May 24th, 2003, 06:41 AM       
Blood Diner

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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
Evil Dead 1&2

So b-rated it's unbelievable. Bruce Campell was such a bad actor back then!

Now he's old and has a mustache :/
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
There's a early Peter Jackson movie that doesn't get much attention, that's called Meet the Feebles. Its like an R rated version of the Muppet Show. Its pretty good.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 12:00 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
I just saw this fucker on HBO last night. Playmate of the Apes. Whoo boy, that was, well, I'm at a loss for words, to be honest. They couldn't go for more than five minutes(literally) without busting out in softcore lesbian action. Correction:BAD softcore lesbian action.

Don't get me wrong, I don't usually watch those movies, but I was both bored and sober, which is always a dangerous combination.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 01:52 AM       
I saw the most fucking hilarious movie EVER a few days ago. It's called Truth or Dare and it was directed by b-movie hero Tim Ritter. I can safely say that this is the funniest movie I have ever watched in my life. The acting, writing, and editing had me and my buddy Jesse in stitches. We have about a million inside jokes thanks to this movie. Watch this with a large group of friends and let the laughter begin. I wish I could say more, but I don't want to spoil it for you guys. Do yourself a favor and watch it.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 12:59 PM       
Attack of the Killer Lamposts was pretty off, but my favourite would have to be...

THEM!
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 05:11 PM        blarg
redneck zombies - the story of a redneck who tried to use toxic waste to make moonshine.

the best thing about the movie was the tabbacy man. who was evillllllll....yet cool at the same time
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
Dawn of The Dead, I love the polka music when the zombies are wandering around the mall. The fake blood in that movie made me .
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 04:33 PM       
If you want to see a bad movie with awful character development seE M.D. GEIST directors cut.God that movie is horrible.Just a guy that kills things and ends up destroying the world becuase he cannot stop his fighting ways it makes me want to break the tv when the SEX scene between geist and his girl happen.ANNOTING....
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 04:54 PM       
I thAnk thet YOU'RE dEstroTING deh WorLD WIT your ANOTING SpaHlung.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 08:20 PM       
Why in the hell must he mock me?Damn you.Damn you straight to the next millienium.IT is scary your not.
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 01:56 AM       
Not only is IT not even remotely scary, the book is about 10(insert large number of zeros here) times better
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:28 PM       
Cough...
What about Peter Jackson?
Bad Taste? Dead Alive? Meet the Feebles?... Ok, so meet the Feebles wasn't actually horror... But comeon!
And I love Troma films! Tromeo and Juliet :D
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 09:03 PM       
I just did a big feature on Dead Alive recently:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Dead-Alive

And yes, Bad Taste was a great flick too. I hope he does horror movies again sometime. He's doing King Kong next. :/
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