Guys, get this: One time, an Uncle of a classmate of mine, in his youth, called a local establishment and asked for an "Al Coholic." You see, the intent was to get the unsuspecting employee who answered the telephone to ask aloud for an "Al Coholic," which of course sounds quite similar to "alcoholic," but unfortunately the employee hung up the phone rather abruptly and the joke was rendered incomplete.
Still, in light of the humorous spirit of this discussion, I thought it best to share it with you folks. *I* still got a real kick out of that joke. Can you imagine? Al Coholic?