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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 02:13 PM       
I'm being serious, I filled out the fucking thing at at the very end they ask and being separated is not allowed.

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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 10:45 PM       
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I'm being serious, I filled out the fucking thing at at the very end they ask and being separated is not allowed.

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That's a major difference of degree. I thought you were being deliberately silly when you said married. Separated, while technically married, is still in my eyes considered available, so yes, fuck eHarmony.
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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 03:21 PM       
YOU ALREADY BLEW YOUR CHANCE
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Old Apr 21st, 2010, 08:27 PM       
I was rejected by eharmony years ago.

I guess they showed me.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 02:22 PM       
My friend introduced me to OKcupid a little while ago. It's an nice little dating site. I've been on a few dates through it and they haven't been too horrible. Problem is the process in meeting someone is way too long.

You talk, talk, talk, text message, text message, real phone conversation, then meet. ..........then find out she ain't your type and move on to the next internet profile.

I'd rather just get drunk, take off my shirt, and start yelling "I'm THE ALPHA MALE, MATE WITH ME!", I'm sure that would work 20-30 percent of the time.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 06:49 PM       
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You talk, talk, talk, text message, text message, real phone conversation, then meet. ..........then find out she ain't your type and move on to the next internet profile.
Yeah, that's about how it goes.

I would also blog it up there a lot back in the day. But as I said, all my webfriends went away so I stopped doing anything there.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 03:20 AM       
Ok, who made the joke account in my name?

And have you had any good offers?
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 03:29 AM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 03:49 AM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 07:43 AM       
Well it turns out it was a long time ago by one of my hilarious mates. They used a photo I have also posted here so that's why I assumed.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 09:58 AM       
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Well it turns out it was a long time ago by one of my hilarious mates. They used a photo I have also posted here so that's why I assumed.
That's funny, I wish they would of used your Rik Mihal avatar instead. That thing is great.

How's he doing by the way? Did he ever get over that motor accident?
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 10:06 AM       
They probably wouldn't have used my avatar here since they are my friends in real life rather than ones from i-mockery where I have no friends.


And no, not really, unfortunately.
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Old Apr 27th, 2010, 10:12 AM       
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And no, not really, unfortunately.
Dam, well, I hope he gets better soon. I need more Lord FlashHeart!
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Old Jun 6th, 2010, 11:27 AM        I started an OK Cupid account
I posted the link so people like Alias and MesserSchmidt and Yeti and the legitimate motorcycle crew could join a new community, its not your playground ok...If I posted this in off topic I would have expected this shit, but not here.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 01:50 AM       
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I WANT IN ON THE FUCKING LEGITIMATE MOTORCYCLE CREW.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 01:17 AM       
Dammit, he's exposed our secret chopper forum.
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THERES YOUR EDGE BUDDY. JUST WALK UP TO A GIRL AND BE LIKE, "FUCK YOU! I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU" and they'll throw themselves all over you
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Old Jul 7th, 2010, 06:19 PM       
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THERES YOUR EDGE BUDDY. JUST WALK UP TO A GIRL AND BE LIKE, "FUCK YOU! I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU" and they'll throw themselves all over you

This is basically how I got my wife. We first met at a mutual friends house where all of our other friends would always try and talk to and hit on her. I pretty much payed her no attention and she would always come over to talk to me and try and figure out why I wasnt all over like everyone else. My answers were short with a fuck off kind of tone. Women have this strange form of determination. Works almost every time.
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 01:19 AM       
I hate the feeling of being sore from smiling I know that feeling very well. Your face cramps up.

I'm sorry you're having a hard time getting some, Zhukov. Take "some" (physicality to deep spiritual synchrony) to mean whatever you like.
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Thanks Kitsa. I'm looking for some in the deeper sense, but am willing to take it as shallow as it comes, too.
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