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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 04:26 PM       


If it was me, I would only spend as much time at my kids party as it took to create them.
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 04:38 PM       
idk, I feel slightly less bitchy about it today but at the time I just wished everyone would shut the fuck up and let the kid have her party. She probably enjoyed it plenty either way.
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 08:32 PM       
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If it was me, I would only spend as much time at my kids party as it took to create them.
So an epic 7 hour tantric birthday bash?
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 09:10 PM       
wow. grown up vitamins are terrible! how do you guys do it!? they're huge and they taste like chalk. are we allowed to crush them up or let them dissolve in pudding or something? will they be just as effective?

please write a blog post on the subject matter, almighty health guru chojin
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 09:14 PM       
also congratulations on finally being able to grow facial hair milhouse
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 09:16 PM       
and happy birthday baby kitsa!
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 10:00 PM       
You just swallow them without chewing.
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 10:13 PM       
they're too big
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 10:44 PM       
Gentlemen, Miss Elx is in need of a lesson on how to fit large objects in her mouth without choking.
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 10:56 PM       
i have vampire teeth
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 11:03 PM       
pubby, now that i'm your new jeanettex i feel as though i deserve a more mature avatar. please upgrade me appropriately. the colors on this one make my posts seem doubly more annoying.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:02 AM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:04 AM       
Seriously, tell me you have vagina dentata & I'll try and marry you.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:05 AM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:06 AM       
I miss Seth & Kahl. Those chaps should come back.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:11 AM       
Plus you don't want to be compared with Jeanette. She is crazy.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:12 AM       
More so even than the loopy poop stuff she posts on here.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:28 AM       
So I'm thinking Carl Sagan as I can't find one I like of Brian Cox.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 01:46 AM       
Stephen Hawking looked waaaay different when he was younger
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Just now back from my kid's first birthday party. I feel absolutely shitty without being able to put a finger on precisely why.

I think it's in part because my dad said things like "keep it moving, get the gifts unwrapped" and other impatient-with-proceedings phrases, and as a result I felt like I was scrambling from gifts to cake to cleanup without anything really sinking in or being enjoyed (at least by me).

Then Mr. Kitsa had a lot to say about how grateful I should be that everyone (including and especially himself) had done me this big favor by showing up, and although I am grateful I also paid for dinner and alcohol at a nice restaurant so I don't feel that people were really 100% put-out by coming.

I guess parties just ultimately end up being a big letdown, nature of the beast. I would have held up a lot better if certain parties had kept their mouths shut.

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