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Originally Posted by nose
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Dear Nose,
I appologize for the confusion, but I was indeed being ironic. The topic was intentionally lame, and my reaction to things going awry was intentionally lame also. If you took the time to know me (this is not an invitation) you'd probably know that. For what its worth, I wasn't hated back then. I was quite liked before these forums moved from ezboard, in fact. Again, I say for what its worth. I'm not saying that that is some kind of huge accomplishment or anything, I'm simply letting you know that you've been mistaken. Though there are plenty of people here who probably don't like me, but this doesn't bother me. Again, I hope you forgive me for the miscommunication, Maybe next time I will put that one emoticon with the tongue sticking out next to my ironic statments?? I think this is the one
Dear Nose,
I appologize for the confusion, but at the time this happened I was busy reveling in the irony that a message board that promoted chaos (ala Fight Club) couldn't handle it when somebody came in and acted intentionally retarded, thus causing chaos. But I am not embrassed, in fact, there's a very easy way to tell that I am not embrassed by this!
http://novirginsallowed.com/saddadce...ectmayhem.html
You see, you actually linked to a copy of that thread that I actually saved and uploaded to my own website (
Novirginsallowed.com). I did this to show it off, I was actually proud of it at the time! This might be hard to beleive, but there was a time when *not* being accepted by stupid pretentious fans of a shitty movie was actually considered a GOOD thing! This time is known as ALL THE TIME. So I'm sorry if I made it appear that something embrassing had happened to me. Maybe I should put a disclaimer at the top of each thread that says "WARNING: I AM PROUD OF THIS AND SOMEWHAT PLEASED WITH MYSELF THAT I DID THIS," but haha, talk about being even more embrassing.
Dear Nose,
Hey now, you didn't even post to the threads that showed me why I got banned! Check it out:
http://forums.dvdfile.com/showthread.php?t=13537
notice only one of my posts didn't get edited out. I basically made lots of ridiculous insults, and they were taken completely seriously. Again, I don't like posting on boards where everyone takes everything too seriously.
There was also this:
http://forums.dvdfile.com/showthread.php?t=13465
I made a crack at that guy with the unreasonably huge DVD collection that he was probably still going to fucking buy Slackers even though its a shitty movie. I was completley right. Also Notice Solid Snake Ass (aka Royal Tenenbaum here) totally sell me out and suck up to the dope with the Aaron Carter DVDs in his 3000+ DVD collection. He got banned too, maybe you should PM him and make fun of HIM for something that happened on the internet HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago!
Dear Nose
I appologize for if I have rubbed you the wrong way. I don't use words like Post Whore, I don't care for them, so forgive me if I don't know exactly what you mean. I'm guessing that a Post Whore is somebody who is quick to post things that aren't thought out and/or is more concerned with wanting to make their precence known. This type of person is indeed awful, I agree with you!! But I am not one of them! For example, There have been many occasions where I would spend a very good ammount of time making a post, which I would eventually decide I'm unhappy with. despide having two or more paragraphs, I would end up deleting the entire thing, and NOT posting it. Does this sound like the behavior of a post whore? If you need proof, check out these threads:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20962
I spent over an hour on this reply that I DIDN'T post!
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=12479
I aggonized over this reply for a good 45 minutes before I threw in the towel.
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5720
Even after running spell check, I just plain felt this reply wasn't up to snuff.
So again, I appologize for how you interpreted my behavior. I hope one day you interpret that I have cleaned up my act.
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Spoiled fucking rich kid with too much time on his Rolex.
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Dear Nose,
It is with a heavy heart that I appologize for making you think that I have a rolex or that I am spoiled or rich or fucking or a kid. Just out of curiosity, could you please elaborate on what it was that made you come to this conclusion that I was a spoiled fucking rich kid? I would like to know so that I can appoligize in a more detailed manner. But in the meantime I guess I can start by asking the movie theater I work for to cut my pay back to minimum wage, and to ask my mom to stop paying for electricity.
I'm sorry, who is this prog shooter guy? What does he have to do with you? speak up at once!
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Because, well, I am not stupid enough to use the same USERID in every fucking message board I join.
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Oh! I see. I appologize if my posts were easy to find when you googled my name. Perhaps I should stop being so comfortable with myself and be more like you? Maybe I should wear my insecurities on my sleeve by randomly "mocking" people based on things that I've made up so I can assert my place as a master mocksmith on a fucking message board. Or, perhaps you could search for other things, I suggest "cool tips" and "free jokes"
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Have fun.
PS: I don't care if I'm funny. You should look up the definition of "mock".
Nowhere therein, does it say that it has to be funny. Derision is not
always a photoshopped picture of a cowboy hat with your enemy's name on it and a dildo in the box it came in,
featuring instructions on how to unclog their ears with it at the maximum speed setting.
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Dear Nose,
Thanks, I'll take your word for it. I appolgize for something, I don't know.
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Before I go, OJB is WAY funnier than you look.
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I appolgize for saying this, but maybe you should marry him
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Oh, and stop stalking Emma.
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Only if you stop stalking me. I appologize
I appolgize for not laughing at a nerd who quotes the simpsons
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Commence to flaming, Your Ass-ship.
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I appolgize for your peice of shit internet faggot words, you vuglarnoun-regularnoun.