I've given thought to joining some sort of cult to fill the empty void that is my social life since I moved to Texas. Trying to make friends at bars/clubs/loud parties doesn't seem to work, maybe cuz I'm just not feeling that scene anymore.
But Scientology sounds WAY too expensive, and I've been agnostic too long to take any of the name-brand faiths very seriously.
I thought about Buddhism relatively seriously for a while, but I don't wanna be a vegetarian. Plus I never can remember whether it's spelled 'Bhudda' or 'Buddha', and that could be embarrassing.
There's a Zen Center that has "meetings" every other Sunday at 11 less than 2 miles down the street from my house, while the Unitarians are halfway across Dallas in a much more affluent part of town.