Seriously, fucking FAT guys are gRoSS and skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting make me wanna vomit and over-do-it muscular men make me think I will accidentally crush them in bed. Seriously, I think medium sized men are JUST RIGHT. Not too short, not too tall... and then you KNOW what you are getting DOWNSTAIRS (Am I RIGHT ladies?). And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko. And they better have good skin too, and shiny teeth, I don't want any fucking dirty-ass horse-teeth men. And they better dress good, with clean shoes, and god help them if they wear sandles because you would only do that if you were small DOWNSTAIRS (Am I right ladies)! And man, don't get me started on eyebrows....Come on guys, get with it, seriously.
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