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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 08:04 PM       
Well then I'll just assume that it doesn't count. 15 days.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 08:25 PM       
Nah it doesnt count ya' Lucky bastage
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 10:36 AM       
I can make washcloth sculptures that can stand up on their own. Hey wait! That's not related to the topic ... or is it?
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 10:57 AM       
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I can make washcloth sculptures that can stand up on their own. Hey wait! That's not related to the topic ... or is it?

I think it has ALOT to do with topic actually. You just have to read between the lines...

Or DOES It??
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 01:34 AM       
this reminds me of a part of the seinfeld/Oz SNL skit. with male rape.

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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 08:15 PM       
Ok I'm out

The other day I had cinimax on, and it was like, 12 at night and some porno thing came on and...well, you do the math
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 02:59 AM       
Ok, I haven't touched myself in three weeks, can I bee a part f this?
Ichose to stop masturbating a few weeks ago, I think I could "beat" you all...
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 03:36 AM       
I haven't jerked off in an hour.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
I'm still going strong
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 04:48 AM       
26 hours :D
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 07:51 AM       
only boys would do something as ridiculous as this
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 10:31 AM       
Whereas we all know women have never found their masturbation habits to be even the littlest bit questionable.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
you're goddamn right. :b

why would you make a bet with someone about how long you can go without rubbing one out when,

1. masturbation is pleasurable
2. there is no prize
3. eventually you're going to do it and lose to someone who can hold out longer than you
4. people can LIE
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5. the only person who is suffering is yourself

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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 01:12 PM       
Take your carnal distractions away from this thread, XY!
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
WTF? XY? DOES GLOWBELLY HAVE A SECRET?

I'm doing good, so far it's been 10 hours. DOES PULLING ON YOUR BONER UNTIL YOU SPURT COUNT? BECAUSE IF SO THEN I'M OUT.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:02 AM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:26 AM       
WHAT IS THIS XY BUSINESS?
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
i dunno. maybe fs is the one hiding the secret.

or maybe they just do things all backwards in dutch-land.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:52 AM       
I went 8 or 9 months, I'm out though. It was the best masturbation I ever had.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 06:01 AM       
Or should it be XX? I was trying to address your chromosomes.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
the y's have the sperm.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 06:39 AM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 08:22 AM       
it's cool to be a masochist 8-)
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 11:30 AM       
I wonder if the Buddha masturbated. :/
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 12:03 PM       
Only upside down so he could catch the semen with his mouth.
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