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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 05:17 PM        Blonde Wig
My new boyfrind likes to wear a long blonde wig. Regularly. Does this mean he's gay?





I am somewhat concerned.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 05:20 PM       
No he just likes men.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 07:27 PM       
Yet the majority of men don't wear long, blond wigs.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 05:04 AM       
Its not really a wig at all, is it? You are just saying that to cover up your torrid affair with david lee roth.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 05:23 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 07:52 AM       
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Its not really a wig at all, is it? You are just saying that to cover up your torrid affair with david lee roth.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 10:57 AM       
That may or may not be a wig but you're certainly a beard for your boyfriend.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 04:02 AM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 04:26 AM       
He's probably bald which is why he wears the wig. duh.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
It means that someday you may find yourself married to another chick...kinda.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
I will keep an eye on my underwear in future to see if it mysteriously becomes stretched.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 06:46 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
Nope, you have a big arse and you tits are bigger than mine.

Even without his wig, he tried to pull Al Jourgensen, who I may add is loads older than me

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