What gritty no-nonsense comic book character are you?

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

Answer my question, nerds!

The Midnighter was a member of Stormwatch and one of the founding members of the Authority. He was built to be the ultimate living weapon, with a computer brain that can analyze any combat situation in mere moments and provide him with the best way to eliminate his opponents, scientifically-enahanced physical abilities, and the knowledge of every known form of combat.

Oh, and he's married to his male life-partner, Apollo, the most powerful human-being on the Earth.

[the_dudefather]

im the blad smoking guy. yay for me. i have no idea who he is.

[Protoclown]

You are John Constantine.

John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at times he appears to wield strong magical powers but he has also become known as something of a con-man, more likely to talk himself out of trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

I gotta say though it's entirely inacurate about John Constantine being "no nonsense". Whenever he's involved, there is going to be plenty of nonsense.

Dr. Boogie, this quiz means you're gay.

Rongi, I keep telling you, you have GOT to read Transmetropolitan. I guarantee you will LOVE it.

[Rez]

You are Spider Jerusalem. Spider is THE journalist of the future. He smokes, he does drugs, and he kicks ass. The drugs are going to eventually kill him but not before he gets his way. And his way is the demise of the failed American dream. Although full of hate, he cares about his city. All he wants to bring the world is truth. Spider Jerusalem, conscience of the City. Frightening thought, but he's the only one we've got.

TRANSMETROPOLITAN IS THE BEST COMIC BOOK SERIES EVER CREATED. period.

[Anonymous]

Great, so I wind up associated with some generic club-wielding "superhero" whose only defining characteristic is that he's gay. I might as well have gotten Protoclown as my result.

[Rongi]

You are Aquaman. You are the most useless superhero ever. Fag

[Rongi]

Rongi, I keep telling you, you have GOT to read Transmetropolitan. I guarantee you will LOVE it.

I keep meaning to, but I'm so addicted to Preacher and Sandman I usually don't have enough for Transmetropolitan

[Rez]

Preacher is great too, but seriously, transmet. get to it.

sandman...well, whatever.

[Rongi]

Sandman is one of the most brilliant, witty, and beautiful things I've ever read

[Protoclown]

Rongi, perfectly understandable. But it's something to think about putting on your "must read" list.

Definitely finish Preacher and Sandman first. Preacher is my favorite comic, but Sandman is easily the best comic ever written. And if anyone says otherwise, they're wrong.

[Immortal Goat]

Lobo.

[ItalianStereotype]

You are The Punisher. Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special forces trainer in upstate New York. While picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and children were caught and killed in the crossfire between two warring factions of drug dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his skills and experience to wage a one-man war on crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and more often than not, that punishment takes a very lethal form indeed.

it's too bad all the rest of you suck too much to get the Punisher.

[Carnivore]

You weren't the first to get Punisher, Italian. Nor were you the last. I got him too.

[The_Rorschach]

So did I, but I was hoping for Rorschach

[Schimid]

Holy shit, I got Punisher too.

[Snatchtastic]

I am the Punisher, whores.

[Spectre X]

Punisher looks like Christopher Walken in that pic!