The Greatest Thing For Us Lonlies Ever

[Jeanette X]

http://www.sexuality.org/flirtadv.html

Maybe this will help a little.

[PonchtheJedi]

I was born a virgin and I will die a virgin.

[Nerd]

"Death shall take my virginty." -Juliet.

[Mike P]

Originally Posted by Nerd

"Death shall take my virginty." -Juliet.

You mean like in that episode of "Family Guy" where Peter becomes Death? Where there's a flashback and Death is screwing someone in the back seat of a car? You mean like that?

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by AChimp

Thanks to the Internet, my fingers learned to dance.

Is that the new euphemism?

[Perndog]

Juliet wasn't a virgin when she died...she and Romeo got it on before he had to run out of town.

And she wasn't 29, she was like 15.

[Nerd]

Yeah, I know. She said that 'cus she was all upset when she herd Romeo was banned from the town. Then he came back and they fucked.

[Supafly345]

That play is so funny. I love ironic comedies.

[Helm]

Sex is overrated.

[Perndog]

That, too.