Details are sketchy. You know how dreams fade from memory after you wake up.
I had a dream last night where I was Peter Parker (sort of). I was at the mall, and I passed by the bathrooms, where a bunch of hookers were turning tricks. So, I go into the bathroom, and a few of the hookers follow me in, and one of them (played by Shannon Elizabeth) was dressed in a slutty schoolgirl outfit. She turned around and flipped her skirt up, but I just walked by barely noticing.
Then I went back, took a look at her ass, and gave her the thumbs-up. She smiled, and we started flirting. She said she was married, and I asked said something. Then we started making out, and she pulled me into a bathroom stall. Then I'm on the toilet, and she's on her knees.
She licks my balls, and I stop her because they're too sensitive. She takes my dick in her mouth, and I stop her because it's too sensitive. So we don't do anything, but we're in love now.
Then The Shocker shows up, and I have to go be SPIDER-MAN and fight him. He's been hired by this mob boss-like guy.
Then I'm not Spider-Man or Peter Parker anymore. I'm his FRIEND. And we're at a vodka party hosted by the mob guy. It's an international thing, where there's someone from every country in the world or something. And everyone's vodka is flavored with something that represents their country. Peter Parker's is flavored with Oreos, and this Japanese guy's is flavored with wasabi.
Then someone did something wrong, and MY spider sense went off. It seemed like someone did something wrong, and the mob guy was gonna shoot him in the head for it. So I whispered to Peter "Someone bad is going to happen in about 10 seconds."
I think there may or may not have been something about an apartment building involved at some point.
Then, in Spider-Man 4, I was Spider-Man/Peter Parker again, and the premise of the movie was that my Spider-Man powers were causing heightened aggression in my, and I almost put this guy's head through a record jukebox.
So yeah, look for those to be the plots of the next 2 films. I could vividly feel Shannon's mouth too. Really sucks I couldn't enjoy it.
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