what dream did you have last night

[ernasty10050]

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[ThisIsWitty]

There was lots of lightning and thunder. Up on a cliffside there was someone screaming in pain. I somehow knew it was you. All of a sudden everyone was happy.

[ernasty10050]

...i had a dream where evander holyfield said he was going to get my dad

so he came to my mom's minivan and started shooting the hood witha shotgun and then he planted a bomb under the front bumper, raised his fists into the air, laughed, and ran away

then i woke up

the night before that, i had a dream that i was at a party, then i turned around and saw the main character from Real Genius yeah hes the person on the right.......
so then we walked outside and saw a bunch of little kids catching pop-ups thrown by kenny mayne

then i woke up

i think i should stop taking Ambien at night

[glowbelly]

my sister was some strange religious radical. her head was shaved and she was super thin and pale. she was reading some text that she got from her mentor and there was a handwritten passage that described how to use a tool that was embedded in the cover of the book. it said to 'remove awl and stab forearm." so she did. as she did it, a video of her "master" doing the same action began streaming in the background.

flip to my ex-boyfriend, george, emptying my bank account for a old beat up red mustang.

flip back to my sister crying as i take her books and tear them to pieces.

[The One and Only...]

I wish I had more dreams. I can't even remember what the last one I had was about.

[ThisIsWitty]

i dream in color and i read in them

[the[Hitman]]

I dream in stereo and read in them.

[McMock]

You're not supposed to be able to read in your dreams. One of the things I've always heard was a good test to find out if you were awake or dreaming is by trying to read something. If it turns up garble, it's a dream - if it doesn't, it isn't.

If you're not actually reading letters and just watching a book and hearing the story inside your mind, or you're reading a colouring book or something like that, then it could work.

The last dream I had involved a pattern recognition game in which we all sat in a round table, slowly passing newspaper clippings around in a complicated pattern as a form of communication. It was followed by a slapstick-like sequence where I throw pies and feel then guilty for not owning up to having done it. I woke up then. All in all, one of the most dream-like dreams I've had. They tend to be ridiculously stupid.

[the[Hitman]]

Last dream i had involved a black guy attempting to rob me.

I blocked his knife to the throat move and proceeded to slice him, left shoulder to kidney, with a katana I drew from under my coat.

[Big McLargehuge]

I dreamed i met a kid i know in mexico and he was dressed in a black sequined dress with a black and purple feather boa and black vinyl boots with clear plastic platform heels and an horrible blonde wig. I called my mom to tell her about it and she said "i always knew he was gay."

[Terra]

I dream of flying all the time. Last night I dreamed I flew through a Sonic and ordered an extra long cheese coney and a cherry limeade.

[ThisIsWitty]

Originally Posted by Terra

cherry limeade.

:/

[Father §p@z]

Originally Posted by Father §p@z

Last night I had a dream Where this guy got shot and there were three large rings around him. then this other dude came out and started shooting at me with a shotgun, and somehow I also had one. We got into a shotgun fight and he got me in the arm, so I blew his head off

I was serious about my shotgun dream. What does it mean?

[Terra]

Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty

:/

Well I knew it was a dream because it wasn't spiked with anything.

[ThisIsWitty]

Originally Posted by Father §p@z

I was serious about my shotgun dream. What does it mean?

It means your unfit to be a priest.

[davinxtk]

Everyone's had sex dreams, but does anyone else have sexual frustration dreams?
Last night in my dream I was about to fuck this girl and couldn't find a condom. I got so angry in my dream that I woke up pissed off.
The worst part? I've got condoms.

[Father §p@z]

Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty

It means your unfit to be a priest.

And you are unfit to live.

[Anonymous]

We don't need two of these threads, you cunt.