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Old Nov 17th, 2004, 09:48 PM        The Death Burger
I'd post this in the Food Forum, but this news is way too big.

Look at THIS.



I'm going to go get one soon, probably this weekend. Reports later, if my heart doesn't jump out my throat and run away.
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Old Nov 17th, 2004, 09:53 PM       
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damnit. there isnt a Hardee’s anywhere in phoenix...
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Old Nov 17th, 2004, 10:15 PM       
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Old Nov 17th, 2004, 10:41 PM       
looking at that thing is making me feel a heart attack coming on right now
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 01:18 AM       
Too bad it's at a Hardee's.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 01:44 AM       
A mom and pop place at Long Beach Washington sells one bigger. But then again, it designed to feed a family of four.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 02:51 AM       
The beef looks like poo
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 05:03 AM       
uh how abotu a salad INSTEAD
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 05:15 AM       
Mmm... Heart failure inducing burger...

So THAT'S what one of the Simpsons twins was saying!

Twin: "I'm so hungry, I could eat at Hardee's"

Nelson: "Wow, she really is hungry"

So, they aren't very good then?
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 06:47 AM       
That picture just made me really hungry.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 06:58 AM       
They are just begging for more lawsuits from truck drivers who claim those burgers made them fat!
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 11:37 AM       
That'd be awesome with letuce, tomatoe, and some catsup! (plus the other things yeah)
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 12:28 PM       
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Mmm... Heart failure inducing burger...

So THAT'S what one of the Simpsons twins was saying!

Twin: "I'm so hungry, I could eat at Hardee's"

Nelson: "Wow, she really is hungry"

So, they aren't very good then?
she says i'm so hungy i could eat at ARBY'S
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
what is this a heart attack contest!
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 01:59 PM       
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uh how abotu a salad INSTEAD
I saw super size me, and mcdonalds saladas have more fat than big macs.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 03:07 PM       
All the Hardeeses around here turned into Tim Hortenses
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 03:10 PM       
and whats so wrong with tim hortons?
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 03:25 PM       
There's no Death Burger on the menu.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
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uh how abotu a salad INSTEAD
I saw super size me, and mcdonalds saladas have more fat than big macs.
I think thats bs. I mean how much fat can you cram into a piece of letuice. It probably has more 'B11-95 Fat' but they left the long facy name out to make it sound more intersting.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
dressing can kill, thats why it's called a Ceasar Salad: you get stabbed in the heart via clogged arterry
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
lol its liek Day after tomorrow with Hamburgers. Its getting fattier so it will disrupt the bloodflow in you body and make you Lose weight at an exsponential rate
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
You can't wait to get your chubby mitts on one, can you?
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
Why stop at one?
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 09:02 PM       
that looks awesome. minus the mayo.
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