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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 02:27 AM       
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Have you ever had a hatchet go right through your face? Not a glancing blow, but a full-on shot, deep into your forehead? Deep enough so you can shake your head and the hatchet doesn't fall out? It's the strangest feeling. Because just after the hatchet goes in, and before you feel any pain, you can feel a gentle puff of cool air on your brain. It feels good. But since it's the only way to get that feeling, I try not to get hung up on it.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2005, 12:53 PM       
Rock out with your mock out! Peace.
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Old Jul 13th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
Is that taco wearing a policeman's hat?
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Old Jul 13th, 2005, 06:01 PM       
Kelly, why bump the thread when you were the last to post? Are you trying to lose?



There.
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Old Jul 13th, 2005, 06:24 PM       
I was trying to be charitable.

The time for charity is done. I will let this thread sink into obscurity and, thusly, seal my victory forever ... or until some idiot revives it from "Thread Back Ups".
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Old Jul 13th, 2005, 11:20 PM       
I'm sorry Kelly but any attempt to resist my efforts will prove meaningless.

Have a wonderful day and KEEP YOUR EYES TO THE SKYYYYYYYYY
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 04:22 PM       
Mr. Summers,

Never again darken my doorway lest you rue the day.
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 07:09 PM       
I am in utter and complete shock that you would tread on my right to darken people's doorways. You may get away with such comments where YOU come from, but I have fought too long and too hard for someone to nonchalantly trample on my rights, my freedoms, and most importantly, my self-esteem

I will say good day to you madam
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Old Jul 15th, 2005, 12:34 AM       
Fuck all of you! I win!
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Have you ever had a hatchet go right through your face? Not a glancing blow, but a full-on shot, deep into your forehead? Deep enough so you can shake your head and the hatchet doesn't fall out? It's the strangest feeling. Because just after the hatchet goes in, and before you feel any pain, you can feel a gentle puff of cool air on your brain. It feels good. But since it's the only way to get that feeling, I try not to get hung up on it.
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Old Jul 15th, 2005, 01:02 AM       
GODDAMNIT ITS SO HOT TODAY ITS LIKE FRIGGIN 105 OH GOD WHY
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Old Jul 15th, 2005, 02:02 AM       
god is punishing you because you suck.
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Old Jul 16th, 2005, 01:05 PM       
There's a lot of that going around nowadays.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 06:25 PM       
What, sucking?

Would someone care to direct me to this hotbed of oral sexery?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 05:54 AM       
I hate this thread, but I love my postcount.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 01:30 PM       
Cruel world of suckery.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 01:38 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 02:14 PM       
What up? < gangsta chin nod >
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 02:23 PM       
I really don't know how to reply to that. :squarecraka
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 02:43 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 04:45 PM       
"post" joke ++

P.S. You're wastin' your talent here, kid. Ur a winner!

P.P.S. Try the joxe on ur frends first. Oh yeah. Right. I'm sorry.
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